About Justin Cox
Justin Cox is a twenty-something youth minister who dabbles in web design. This site is his window on the world where he mindlessly chatters about his various interests. He's going to stop talking in third person now.
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One Spam Comment to Rule Them All
Being a blog on the internet with open commenting I get a fair amount of spam comments. The various WordPress features and plugins I have generally do a good job of keeping out about 99.9% of these spam comments, but there is the occasional one that gets through. One such comment made it through earlier today and cracked me up enough that I had to share it.
Lie down on a car accident and char do everything gigantic boobs else would take five.
That’s it. Obviously some random word generator went haywire and created a sentience to get past spam catchers. I don’t really have anything else to say about it. It just cracked me up.
What’s the funniest spam comment you’ve ever seen?
9/25/08 at 10:19 pm
Pfft, you got a sentence, I got a whole story. I LOL’d
9/25/08 at 10:26 pm
Wow, now I feel kind of ripped off. That story is pretty impressive. Especially the soviet Russia stuff. You should option it to Hollywood.
9/25/08 at 10:37 pm
You’re both pathetic. Justin, you’ve got sentences. Zak has a story. And I have research papers worth of stuff, not to mention a few rather poor attempts at SQL injection. (To the poor sod who keeps running the same script every three hours, I think you fail to realize that if it didn’t work the first time, I’ll be making sure it doesn’t work the next.)
9/26/08 at 1:44 am
Hmm, perhaps I came off a little too harsh there. What I mean is that when you compare the spam comments lengthwise, I get stuff that requires a fair amount of scrolling to get through, as well as some fun but futile attempts at exploiting my site. 
9/26/08 at 4:03 pm
Oh, I get plenty of lengthy things, mostly collections of links, but they all get caught by the various prevention tools I have in place. This sentence above is the goofiest spam I’ve received that made it through the various nets. I’ve not had any attempts to exploit the site though, that’s a new one.
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