Why I Haven’t Been Writing Lately
December 13, 2005 |
This post was written by guest author, The One and Only Wayne.
Here’s the thing about me-I’ve got ideas, son. Lots of ideas. Things I want to invent. Things I want to do. Places I want to go.
Here’s another thing about me-I’m a big talker.
I’m often that guy who, when hanging out with a bunch of other guys, will say something like, “Hey, it would be funny if you…,” or “You know, someday we should…,” or even “Stop! If you touch her there she might wake up!” For now, I’ll focus on the first two.
And yes, that joke was stolen.
In the last however many months since the last thing I wrote, which I believe was a review of a Judas Priest cd (which is still awesome), I’ve had a number of what I felt were great ideas for things to write about: Things Carmax could do to make my job less cruddy. The Secret to My Success (or, How to Completely Avoid Success). Wayne’s Eight Rules of Pimpitude: How to Pick Up Chicks Like a Nerd Who’s Engaged to the Only Girl He’s Ever Dated. Why There’s Nothing Wrong With That, and Why This Subtitle is Just a Bit Too Long.
Note that the last one has no subtitle.
Everything comes back to the fact that I am not one to act upon any impulse to do something. Unfortunately, writing happens to be something. In fact, I think the last time that I was documented showing initiative I ended up with a device made of two trashcans designed for hauling someone through a field behind a moving vehicle. It got a little bloody.
I guess what I’m trying to do is tell all of my fans, which I’m convinced actually exist, that I’ll be writing more soon. Not so much because I’m trying to become initiative-ious. Not so much for the fame and the glory that comes with posting on this site. It’s because I want to put nonsense in an article and be able to find it with Google.
I’ll leave everyone out there with something I shared just a few days ago with some folks from church: I’m too sexy for my cat. Too sexy for my cat. Poor pussy. Poor pussycat.
Justin
December 13th, 2005 | 4:57 pm
I can’t wait for new articles by the One and Only Wayne. Though the two articles you mention in your above post (Wayne’s Eight Rules of Pimpitude: How to Pick Up Chicks Like a Nerd Who’s Engaged to the Only Girl He’s Ever Dated and Why There’s Nothing Wrong With That) sound quite halarious and should be written right away.
Wayne
August 19th, 2008 | 5:17 pm
Maybe I should get working on the story about “Pimpitude.”
Maybe not…I’m lazy.