The Sassafras Chronicles

February 24, 2003 | Justin

The events of this weekend have changed me in more ways than one. To start, I now cohort with the Supreme Evil. I figure, what the heck, having someone with the power of darkness on my side can’t hurt and besides, because of it I get to wield a fiery sword–a Fiery Sword of Justice that is. So what if my nickname becomes Loki, or Whipped Indian for that matter. I think it’s a fair tradeoff. After all, I think I’d be good at stealing souls. It can’t be that hard can it? And for goodness sakes, it all boils down to veritas and aequitas.

Secondly, I have decided, along with the help of my friend the Supreme Evil, to start a mafia family. I have yet to decide, however, what nationality we will represent, or if any for that matter. It will probably end up being the first ever non-discriminating mafia legacy, unless of course we hate you, then well, you get the idea. I really don’t care how it works out so long as I have power, money, and access to lots of weapons. Because, after all, guns are cool. Not as cool as a Fiery Sword of Justice, but cool none-the-less.

Q. Is Caity responsible for any of this?
A. If by Caity you mean the one whom is middle-nameless and by responsible you mean forced me to watch Boondock Saints, then maybe, maybe not.

This was an eventful weekend, can you tell? Saturday morning I fought, for the better part of an hour, with Ticketmaster.com. Some people prefer to call Ticketmaster by it’s true unholy name, TicketBastard. I’m not going to take sides, but well, yeah. Ticketmaster is the devil and deserves a Fiery Sword up its… you get the idea. Long and the short of that topic is four tickets to April’s Jimmy Buffett concert in Atlanta have been purchased. The things I do…

Q. How fast does you’re mind work?
A. Faster than yours.

A. Yes. I told you so.
Q. Does it always work that fast?

A lot of you have been wondering, due to the general tone of my away messages (and probably fueled by the nature of this article) if I have completely lost my mind. The answer is no… well maybe. I would just like to set the record straight that Eternal Darkness is not a state of being rather a mere videogame. A very cool video game, but a video game regardless.

Anyway, that’s pretty much what is going on here. Spring Break is creeping closer and closer and in turn so is the Buffett concert and, apariently, the Renaissance Festival. So needless-to-say, there’s a lot on the horizon. (Side note: Ethan “Elder” Dickman has again moved. Address available upon request.) So, take care one and all and until we meet again:

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be.
E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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